Surfing used to mean something. Seems like all we see these days are fancy boys dancing on the water like damn ballerinas in fancy-ass boardshorts with $300 haircuts. What happened to cutbacks? Where is all the vertical re-entry three-to-the-beach aggression? Kids these days should be studying and taking notes from their elders. Instead, they’re playing grab ass on whatever newfangled video-game techno diarrhea shit shows they’ve got playing on their flat-screen pocket televisions. Don’t give us that drop wallet tail chuck full rotation bullshit if you don’t really mean it! If you’re gonna do a flip, do it with some conviction goddamnit! Cut the crap! Surf like you mean it—grab surfing by the balls and twist them like a crocodile dragging a baby goat to its death! If you’re gonna surf, do it for real, it’s time. Let’s surf seriously!
Featuring Dylan Graves, Benji Weatherley, Ozzie Wright, Craig Anderson, Ben Godwin, Ben Sounness, Nate Tyler, Matt Meola, Clay Marzo, Greg Long, Rusty Long, Ben Bourgeois, Josie Graves, Oliver Kurtz, Alejandro Moreda, Brian Toth